We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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