I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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