you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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