It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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