Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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