Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Enjoy the penises
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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