whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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