She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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