brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he puts the penis in happiness.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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