Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
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