Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
