you guys were way drunker than both of me
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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