Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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