you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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