: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
that's an acceptable place to lick
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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