And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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