If i come over, it means nothing
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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