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these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
