you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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