it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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