just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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