tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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