So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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