whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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