I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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