My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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