i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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