I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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