I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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