North Korea, Best Korea!
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My legs feel like baby dolphins
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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