So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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