Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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