I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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