I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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