went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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