Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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