well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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