I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
