the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Randomize
