24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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