so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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