Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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