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cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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