I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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