i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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