Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it was like eating out sand paper
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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