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We got so high we made milksteak
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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