I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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