Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
