So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
operation have a gay friend backfired
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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