He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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