Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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