i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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