do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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