Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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