Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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