At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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