I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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