After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Will exercising make me less horny?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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