Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
That reminds me...we need to get swords
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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