Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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